Wednesday, January 13

CO2 Dragster Evoloution

A mind-bogglingly improbable infinite planar surface that reflects only blue and has only red specular highlights is the perfect backdrop for a chrome-painted balsa-block CO2 car and a highly refined, aerodynamically conscious CO2 dragster, a true speed-demon painted in metallic gold with a mysterious wireframe overlay of the same physically improbable material. Both come standard with physically impossible CO2 cartridges that roughly resemble miniaturized garbage cans used in ecologically RESPONSIBLE societies that put the R in Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle. . . [SELF RIGHTEOUS NECK-TWITCH]

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